A chiwawa, a doxin, and a poodle show up at a bbq. All of them take a shot at getting at the meat that’s on the grill.

They jump and jump and jump, but it’s just no good.

“We’ll never do it”, said the chiwawa.
“Nope, not at this rate”, said the doxin.
“May as well forget it, “ said the poodle. “The steaks are just too high.”